gimme 5 dolla asshole

"Gayest Moment Ever"

Stumbled on this a long time ago, never seemed to be able to forget it. Note: The video is a lot funnier if you turn off the stupid annotations (little dog-ear button at the bottom right of the videobox). Below the video is a photo of this one time when a few pals and I decided to try and re-enact the "Gayest Moment Ever" for our buddy, photographer Zack Slootsky. We were at a pirate/90's theme party, and we may or may not have been pretty wasted. Shhhhhhhh, don't ask, baby. You ain't gotta do nothin'. Just sit back n' watch.





Shit, son. I just realized this photo is from like 2007.


I'd like to conclude this special 'flashback' post with: WAITING UNTIL FEB. 2010 FOR SEASON 6 OF L O S T IS GOING TO BE AGONIZING BEYOND MY MOST TERRIBLE NIGHTMARES.


Thanks for dropping by.

"This is a bus,,,Do you know how big a bus is?!"

fail

no i didn't?

whoever has been using my laptop to masterbate to brad pitt's "wild horses" scene in legends of the fall best be cleaning the keyboard post-cream.

holy shit

pow

"the hooves"

baby namez

there is no doubt in my mind that if i have kids, and i have a boy and a girl, their names will be jack and juliette.

john mayer fan