i dunno it's been a while

HAHhah

i will give you plankton

knitting and booze: just say no!

i just think i'm funny. i mean this is funny.

late night conversation

in that order

this gon' be some good ass banana bread

jandrewedits

Genius.

tee hee

o rly? # 2

I don't know if y'all remember this post from a while back, but YouTube's trying to taint me once again. Pictured below is what YouTube recommended for me today:



...Who's been using my laptop, and are you okay?

i know i'm late, but this is just so good.

i gotsa pick me up some o' THIS

i still love this recut

can't believe i've never posted this before, it's so good.

he can ring my bell anytime

TOOL TIME - WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

I've decided to start a little monthly feature on my blog dedicated to the abfab cast of Home Improvement. I'm going to kick things off with Zachary Ty "Brad Taylor" Bryan. Everybody remembers this overeating doucheturd wannabe-jock sibling. Most families have one, I know mine does (Me).



Apparantly Zachyboy is NOT gay, and under his "Career" section of Wikipedia, it states that he has recently played "Schoolyard Bully #2" in a Sinbad film (since when did they start crediting extras?), and landed a role on one of the Fast and the Furious films. Was he the valet? He and his wife are trying to start production on a documentary with ESPN...Let's not hold our breath.

DOES EVERYBODY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

kentucky fried dreamin'

Good Evenin'!!

Apparently this is real, and was aired on Public Access in NYC for a little while before it got cancelled.

good watchin'

There's this person on youtube who has devoted a lot of time and effort towards collecting footage and posting it online, of what he/she says are the "Worst Movie Scenes of All Time". At times, he/she's pretty spot on--although they DID include a dream sequence scene from Twin Peaks...Not cool, guy. Not cool at all. Anyway, I've posted below the few that I was totally all moi aussi with the choices. CHECK IT OUT:

Gargoyles sharing the most awkward and vagine-recoiling, peen-limping sexual tension in the film Gargoyles:



Family love, this footage takes me back. A crazy mother bullies her kid in Sybill:



A fucking 2" chicakee (successfully) attacks a family of what seems like 50, in the second installment of Nightmare on Elm Street:



And, this could possibly be my favourite, an (what feels like the 100th) installment of the Amittyville Horror collection:



I hope you found these as entertaining as I do. Thanks for stopping by, I'm off to drink tall cans.

har har

We buh-lieve in YOU!!

I love how the complimentary puzzle pieces don't fit together.

shit diamonds in a bath full of fine champagne

they auto-tuned the news again

Not as good at the second one, but it has it's moments.

back from the cottage

I just returned from a glorious and relaxing three day vacation at my cottage. I wanted to share with you an amazing discovery I'd made on my travels.

While we were on our 2 hour excursion to the north, I had an uncontrollable craving for sushi. I craved it so much it hurt. SO, we pulled up to a gas stop, and I went inside to see if there was anything that would cure my craving. Well, I did, And, here it was:



AND:



Don't even look at me like that until you've tried it.

eh? EH?

Does anybody else notice the striking similarites between Linda Hamilton in Terminator (1984) and Michael Cera in Year One (2009)? Just sayin'.

cleveland promo

my friends are amazing

gimme 5 dolla asshole

"Gayest Moment Ever"

Stumbled on this a long time ago, never seemed to be able to forget it. Note: The video is a lot funnier if you turn off the stupid annotations (little dog-ear button at the bottom right of the videobox). Below the video is a photo of this one time when a few pals and I decided to try and re-enact the "Gayest Moment Ever" for our buddy, photographer Zack Slootsky. We were at a pirate/90's theme party, and we may or may not have been pretty wasted. Shhhhhhhh, don't ask, baby. You ain't gotta do nothin'. Just sit back n' watch.





Shit, son. I just realized this photo is from like 2007.


I'd like to conclude this special 'flashback' post with: WAITING UNTIL FEB. 2010 FOR SEASON 6 OF L O S T IS GOING TO BE AGONIZING BEYOND MY MOST TERRIBLE NIGHTMARES.


Thanks for dropping by.

"This is a bus,,,Do you know how big a bus is?!"

fail

no i didn't?

whoever has been using my laptop to masterbate to brad pitt's "wild horses" scene in legends of the fall best be cleaning the keyboard post-cream.

holy shit

pow

"the hooves"

baby namez

there is no doubt in my mind that if i have kids, and i have a boy and a girl, their names will be jack and juliette.

john mayer fan

Dini

Pls take a moment of silence for my dog, Dini. We had to put her down today. She was an old gal. Love and miss!



This dog's name is Bizkit and he has a lot of videos on youtube which make me laugh really, really hard. Watch them all here: Bizkit the Sleepwalking Dog

o rly?

quite the scandal

quite a grizzly tale

came across this on reddit, good laugh.

no way

protecting the people...and their property.

the alphabet

so smooth

law of nature

from WNYC - Radiolab

hootie hooooooooooo

meet my girl, latreasa goodman. she went to mcdonalds n' found HERself in some deep, Die Hard type shit, son. she hadda go'n tell the POlice on they stealin' ass.

what emergency? she ordered MCnuggets, and the triflin' counter bitch took HER money. THEN, that trick ass HO refused to give MY girl LAtreasA a refund when they told HER they didn't have anymo' nuggets anymo' at that time. WHAT THE HELL MCDONALDS DON'T HAVE NO CHICK'NUGGETS? then they tryna tellll HER that SHE gotta pick something off the menu...COS' THEY don't gotta retuuurrn policy. but she don't want nuttin' else on tha menu!!! so she call up the inforcers.
that is disrespectable and destructful behaviour, n' i won't be eatin' at mcdonalds for at least three times.

(Too much?)

Story told is truth, check out the calls below.

CALL # 1
CALL # 2
CALL # 3

Here's a link to the story on THE SMOKING GUN

OMG.

unbeWEAVEable!

pogs were for kids...right?

informer?

humble folks without temptation

South Park Apple Profile

rapist search

yum!

haaa!!

how do i say "wtf" in french?

where's lando?

<3<3<3

bach original score

achoo

stop making sense

wild at heart

push the feeling on

oh, p.s.

I finally got a real job.

wooden mirror interactive art

Hudson showed me this today:


In my best words, there is a tiny camera in the center of the piece, which collects the data of light and shape from whatever is in it's POV. From there, it sends this data to a computer which processes the information, tranfers it to hundreds of little electronic motors, which move each individual wooden panel, overall creating the image which stands in front of the piece. The shade gradiation occurs naturally from the overhead light, reflecting onto the grain of the wood, thus causing shadowing.

The artist's name is Daniel Rozin. He is the Associate Art Professor at ITP, Tisch School of the Arts in New York City.

digital edit hudson

Click the picture for larger view.

morning thunthine

i woke up today around 8:30am. lied around until about 9am. i had an interview at 10am down the street from where i am. i went to the interview (nailed it) and then went back to where i was, made breakfast (scrambled eggs with spinach, mushrooms, garlic, truffle oil, diced tomatoes, on top of toast, with sliced cucumbers and tomato, topped with salt + pepper) prepared vietnamese style coffee (black coffee, with vanilla soy milk and sweetened condensed milk) cleaned up the kitchen, and then proceeded to continue my job hunt on craigslist. are you proud of me? i'm sorry, i don't have anything interesting to show you today...YET.

part of a complete breakfast

smoke doob b4 you click this link. you'll be glad you did.

CORN POPS CHOOSE YR OWN ADVENTURE

i should mention that it's a different adventure from the beginning everytime you go to the website. for example, i started as an old man pailing for gold the first time, and then a dragon the next time, etc.

okay, update, this is my favourite one: "IT DID GET WEIRDER"

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.

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recognize anyone?

in clover

easy to be hard

Cheryl Barnes. So good.
Skip to 2:20 for the impatient.

ron mueck

Spooning Couple, 2005





Click here to see more AMAZING Ron Mueck Installations

sigh